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Stop the Moon

We’re turning a city into a cannon city to fire a nuclear turnip at the moon.

People are sick of the moon and all it's badness. We have to get rid of it.

What has it done?

Our mission: end the moon's crimes.

What crimes I hear you ask? If you are not aware of these these terrible atrocities then perhaps we would be better off putting you in the cannon to join the turnip. It's time to get educated.

Biggest issues:

1) Waves. It causes them, this is proven because I have said so. Don't let science try and fool you into believing otherwise as it is a tool of the moon.

2) Looks stupid. Just a silly looking thing that spends most of its life hiding.

3) Badness. Causes all known issues in the world. FACT.

Nuclear Turnip

We’re crafting a colossal nuclear turnip, the core of our plan to stop the moon’s endless waves and chaos.

Hi, my name is Brian Sog and I started the campaign to rid the world of this vile moon. I'll write more soon, but for now please help us with our campaign as the moon causes us so much trouble underground. It is simply NOT ACCEPTABLE, and all that.

Regards, Brian Sog

A message from our founder

How can you help?

To support Emu Lab and our mission you can:

1) Follow and support our social media pages/profiles. We are keen to add the best comments to our campaign page.

2) Purchase products from our shop (once online). There will be products for sale in the future depicting Shroomanity's battle against the moon.

Campaign founder Brian Sog and his snail Hades

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